Le perfect conditions, me ouiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

What is a perfect condition to surf and what is a NOT perfect condition to surf?

Probably the Danish Prince Hamlet is still trying to find a solution to this matter..

I would really help him to find this out and I would start from my recent experience in biarritz: now, our surf master Philippe always told us that the weather u see in this pic are "oui le perfect conditions" that, quoting the post of one promiteur on this blog, can be summarized like the following:

"ahahahahahahahaha

storm

cold

ice

snow

rain

huge waves

sharks

medusas

oui perfect conditions for you "